snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

sherlokitea:

johnlocktime:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

bless

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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ydrill:

The infinite patience of dogs.

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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johnlockanddestielatemysoul:


christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

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unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

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